Sunday, February 3, 2008

Disastrous Ramblings 1

Ok, so why would anyone name something they sell "Verna",in India? Hyundai is the company in question ,brim-filled with a plethora of Mr.Koni Chi Wung's.( These Chinese fellows not only look the same, they even sound the same). People who buy this are invariably gonna find themselves in provocative situations. For example, look at the following conversation outside a discotheque:
Mr. Sinha: Allow me to go inside. The host must have forgotten to put my name on the list. He did invite me.
Bouncer:Sorry Sir, its not in my hands.
Mr.Sinha: I have been waiting for this party for long,drove 10 kms all the way from my home in "Verna" and.......
Bouncer (interuppting): Warna kya......huh.....warna kya?
And Mr.Sinha gets a good pounding. At least they can merchandise it with a statuatory warning.What say?