So what is it with Kittu that defies logic? And by using just the word logic, I am making an understatement , in fact, unleashing my disgust and overstating, Kittu is a blot on the face of humanity. Seldom have I come across anyone who is more disgusting than rat poop on a newly laid marble floor.
Kittu knows everything and wants you to know everything, he is the frikkin Encyclopedia Brittanica- Final Edition.
All the knowledge in the world begins and ends with Kittu. Kittu is so nice that everyone hates him. His company is out of this world, people love him and Kittu loves people. No one wants him around for more than seven and a half seconds. But when you're up against the Devil, you dont have a choice do you....and so, time dilates and no one realises 2 hours have passed, merrily.
Kittu is fond of women. The moment he spends more than 4 nanoseconds with one girl, a cat fight is always around the corner. Kittu is irresistable to the girls.
You can never not get a joke that Kittu cracks. He will ensure to share it in a group, and is kind enough to discuss it again with all the members of the same group....individually. What has amazed the philosophers for long is the fact that Kittu is never wrong. Descartes once said "I think therefore I am". Kittu does not think and is still there!
