Celebrity Crap and Other Such Shit

What the fuck is wrong with people who go crazy when they see a celebrity?

What in the holy name of Christ are you going to do when you see one?

Its just another person for heavens sake, not a weird creature from the zoo or an alien or a life form of the third kind!

Hypothetically speaking, lets say you're in a room and ABC( some bigshot celebrity) walks in, what the fuck are you going to do? Say a hello?...granted. Get a picture clicked....granted.

Anything more? By Jove not.

Yet i see people going crazy, murmurs of him/her being around won't die down. 

Lets be a little critical here and this by no means is any offence to anyone who is a believer in doing all the crap that you do when a Shahrukh Khan is around, I give a shit no matter who you are. 

Today, Pankaj Advani(for those who are amongst my ignorant brethren, he is a champion pool and snooker player for India, maybe billiards too, what the hell, its all the same, all you have to do is put the ball in hole with the stick....no pun intended). Alongside him, rather in his lap(and i crap you not) was Robin Uthappa. I am sitting 10 metres away, and i did the right thing, i didnt give a fuck. He maybe be Pankaj, and he may be Robin.... in their own homes. All I cared about was that it was the OPUS quiz night and the beer in my hand, And I had a gala time. End of story.

I'm Frikkin Bored

1.If the Leaning Tower of Pisa leans at 13 degrees to the vertical, why is Zee Cafe not included in the Big TV Southern Delight package?

2.If Samsung, then why was he not heard?

3.Explain in 37 words what you would get on Fourier transforming a cat.

4.Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

5.Its not you, its me. Explain

6.Determine  the frictional force needed to overcome the anger you have for yourself?

7.Why are you angry with yourself?

8.In what ways does a remote control?

9.War, what is it good for?

10.Do Australians call rest of the world UP OVER?

11.Do you love me?

12.If your neighbour tells you that your door transmorgifies at night into a balloon, does that mean the apple yard now needs more alcohol?

13.5 Point Someone....How?

14.Using Schroedinger's theory, prove that you are reading this and also not reading this at the same time.

15.Why do you have to seal a leakage...... Why not crab it?

16.Why are you?

17. Seriously, why are you?

18.A man ran around a tree 43 times and then took a bath. Why?

19.Using a shrapnel and a t-shirt, how long will it take to restore peace in Malaysia?

20.What is the adivantic equivalent of a semi-nivadic glanmesting schiropatic?

21.Scooby Doo, where are you?

22.Write the 6th state of matter after Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma, Anti-Matter and Matter of Fact.

23.Without the use of scale, measure Schawazwarchild radius of Schawazwarchild.

24. Find out who Eric Cantona is. Is he not?

25.Ten leaves crashed a wedding. Why?