Corporaeity

So time and now, the question arises as to what is Corporaeity. Is it a thought, is it a religion, is it some divine fact?A little rant of the brain tells you that Corporaeity is a way of life. It is a code of conduct to survive in the big bad world of hungry wolves. Since times immemorial, man has been living in society that has a basic heirarchial structure. You have people above you, you have people under you, those people have people above and below them. Ironically, no one has been able to find out who lies at the top or the botom of the hierarchial pyramid.Now the rules of Corporaeity are:
1: Corporaeity is not corporationness. They both sound similar but are in fact miles apart. Corporationness is the package that Corporaeity comes in. Its like the wrapper of deceit and make-believe world that we have become so accustomed to.
2:Never ever ever shout at your senior. Like barney said, there is a shouting pyramid. Your bosses boss can shout at your boss, your boss shouts at you, you shout at your friend, your friend shouts at her mom, her mom shouts at the kids in her school, the kid in school shouts at her father who happens to be your boss'es boss.So, to be in accurate word, its rather a Circle more than a pyramid.
3:Friendships are under a lot of strain in the Corporate world. Corporeity can save them!Yes its true. Follow a simple fact that you are still in college. Its like Orbit White....its working!!!!
4:A bird in hand is not worth two in the bush. This is because birds are dirty creatures that'll make your hands full of poop. Trust me, its not a good thing to have on your hands.
5:Never play Coldplay songs at work or people you work with.Most people like them and this may lead to unnecessary interference in your personal life.
6.Never go out with a girl/guy (applicable to guys and gals respectively(exceptions allowed)) who has a scar on the right elbow beneath the third bone of the seventh kind.These are people who cannot be trusted.
7:Do not ever ever carry rubber, pencil and scale to office. Scales are one of the things that can be used against you to beat u up. For all those who have been school brats, its an exception.
8: Never be too nice to anyone, people will hate you.The most hated person is the one who is the nicest, hated even by the people who he/she is being nice to.
9:The spelling of Corporaeity is Corporaeity, not Corporaity, not Coprority, not Corporaiity, not even Porkogravity. Porkogravity is a different religion altogether.We will talk about that some other time.