It so happens sometimes that you write a scrap to someone on Orkut but don't want the other person to be there. Here you say "Hi wats up" and nanoseconds later comes a reply" Im good, u say" as if they are just waiting for this little initiative from you to start a conversation. Then, you are left with nothing to say because for you, all your friendship with that person is just that question and anwer,albeit at different times. Such situations can be deal breakers. You cant pretend to be away, you cant reply to anyone else's scraps, you just blankly stare at the screen and are forced to logout!!!!!!!!!!
Here are a list of excuses that Prof. Manubert Manraistein has come up with for a possible escape from this nasty situation:
1.Pretend you have had a sudden attack of dyslexia. Scribble gibberish like"gdtydygkhftydy7iuy" and scrap back. Next time, they wont dare reply within 10 hours of your scrap.
2.Scrap back "Do i know you?". Lest assured, a few minutes will pass before other person comes back to their senses. Scrap back next day scolding them for not understanding your humourous attempt.
3.Reply back with each word as a separate scrap. No more scraps guaranteed.
4.Tell them you are a very religious person and have'nt taken a shower for a week waiting for the most auspicious "Mahurat" which is 2 minutes from now which if missed, will keep you hydrophobic for another fortnight. All you'll get as a reply is something girlish like "Yukkkk" or "Ewwwww". Problem solved.
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