Sunday, January 20, 2008

Utter Nonsense 3

So what is it with all the fuss about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster? If someone can give me Kautiliyan Arguments for the following observations, i'll be more than happy to rest my case.

1.If it indeed a "monster", why is it scared of us humans. I have never heard a story of abducting, leave aside devouring any mortals all the while i have heard about it.

2.Is it camera shy, i mean somehow all its pictures are either smudgy, foggy leaving more questions than answers over their truth. look at Godzilla, it even starred in movies!

3. Is it a Mr. Loch Ness or a Ms. Loch Ness, in that case i can only pity its life. It also raises another question.....to propagate its lineage, does it self-copulate?

4.If there are actually a Mr. and Mrs. Loch Ness, are they on a "Hum Do Hamare Do" norm? Wish Indians were also following it as devotedly.

5. If there has been only one such creature, i feel its damn old and pretty fucked up, why bother?

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